I'm Trying To Go Broke, So Why Do I Keep Getting Richer?! Novel

Leo finds himself cursed by the Accidental Tycoon System, a power that dictates any money he loses on investments is returned doubled, while any money he gains, outside of system reimbursements, is unusable for his personal benefit. His new, clear objective is to go bankrupt. In a universe teeming with S-Rank Heroes, magic, and alien civilizations, achieving this should be simple: become the greatest universal failure. He attempts this by investing billions into a child's crayon-illustrated dungeon guide, only for it to prove inexplicably accurate and declared a "holy text" for exploration. He purchases a worthless moon to build a "Museum of Paint," but it turns out to be the sole location for growing a vital ingredient for immortality. Despite his efforts to be a catastrophic investor, he is perceived as a genius strategist by heroes and alien empires, whose ventures and proposals he inadvertently fuels to success. Leo, staring at his ever-increasing, unusable wealth, laments his inability to fail and achieve poverty.