Merchant Crab Novel

Balthazar, a crab bound to his pond, obsesses over finding a baker while refusing to venture into the perilous world beyond. He witnesses adventurers meeting their demise in his vicinity with alarming frequency, yet manages to forge friendships through shrewd business transactions—namely, by purchasing their companionship. This whimsical tale embraces absurdist humor and refuses to take itself seriously. Expect no romantic harems, only mountains of gold coins. The protagonist's deals are notoriously overpriced, making "OP" synonymous with "outrageously pricey." The magic system remains simple enough for a crustacean to navigate, conveniently growing complex whenever the narrative requires it. The adventurers populating this world are notably dim-witted, consistently making terrible decisions. Throughout the story, pastries feature prominently. Book 2 is currently available with new chapters released Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.