The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal Novel

At 78, with his life nearing its end and no accomplishments to show, Li Meng discovers a System that grants immortality through intimacy. Lacking aptitude for traditional cultivation methods like meditation or swordsmanship, he finds his perfect advantage within the notorious Joyous Union Sect. The System's core mechanic allows him to convert physical contact with female cultivators into experience points, with holding hands yielding 10 EXP and passionate kisses 100 EXP, while full dual cultivation leads to leveling up. Leveraging this newfound power, Li Meng sheds his inhibitions to ensure his survival. He cultivates a harmless "Grandpa" persona to disarm the sect's beautiful but perilous female members. Publicly known as the generous "Wealth-Scattering Senior Brother," he secretly operates as a calculating individual seeking opportunities for cultivation. Li Meng offers assistance to various women, from the haughty Senior Aunt to the innocent Junior Sister, in exchange for nights of "cultivation." This narrative features a unique, manipulative elderly protagonist, a clear System progression with stat development, alchemy, and talisman crafting, a harem-building element, and a journey from weakness to ultimate power.